Some people think that Rupert Murdoch is finished but in fact, he isn't finished until we've destroyed all his Horcruxes.
I just have so much love for Sean Lock right now :D
Is that how it works? You just say funny words and it works, does it? Just throw out weird words— hippopotamus and juggling— is that what happens? Anyone can do that! I’ve got fact-based jokes!
‘Too far?’
Inspirational people: Stephen Fry